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Dark Channels

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Shitty Automatic Creation Flow

The full n8n pipeline — from script generation to multi-platform publish. 29 nodes across two connected workflows running daily.

Shitty Automatic Creation Flown8n · 29 nodes · create video → publish to bufferCREATE VIDEO WORKFLOW19 nodestriggerDaily TriggerEvery 24h / ManualexecPick Theme & Topicexec · reads queue JSONhttpGenerate ScriptClaude SonnetcodeParse Scriptvalidate · 12 scenes · ≤10 wordshttpVisual Scene BreakdownClaude · image + motion promptscodeMerge Assetszip script + visuals per sceneloopLoop Over ScenessplitInBatches · 12×httpGenerate Scene ImageHiggsfield Soul StandardwaitPoll Image Statuswait 15 s → GET /requests/:id/statusifImage Ready?if status = completedcodePrepare Scene Videoattach image URL to contexthttpGenerate Scene VideoHiggsfield Kling 2.1 Pro img→videowaitPoll Video Statuswait 30 s → GET /requests/:id/statusifVideo Ready?if status = completedhttpGenerate Scene VoiceoverElevenLabs TTS · multilingual v2codeBuild Scene Resultattach video URL + audio binarycodeBuild Run Summarycollect all 12 scene assetsexecMaterialize Scene Mediadownload video + copy audio to diskexecTreat Scene Mediaffmpeg · scale · ASS subtitles · concatPUBLISH TO BUFFER WORKFLOW10 nodestriggerEvery 2 HoursSchedule Trigger / ManualexecSearch Available Videoexec · scan produced queueifHas Available Video?if produced queue non-emptyexecS3 Verify Uploadexec · confirm file exists in bucketexecPrepare Buffer Captionexec · build title + hashtagsexecPublish TikTokexec · TikTok API uploadwaitWait 20 minstagger platform postsexecPublish YouTubeexec · YouTube Data API uploadwaitWait 20 minstagger platform postsexecPublish Instagramexec · Instagram Graph API uploadproduced video ↓TriggerHTTP / APIExecute CmdCode (JS)Wait / PollConditionLoop